ClimaX-O- ® Inc.

What if I could manuefacture and sell orgasms in bottles.
Everyone will be happy. No more smokers and drug addicts, no more ailing illnesses and epidemics.

An utopic world where no one break-out into hives from AIDS or other crippling diseases.
In a world where you'll see gay people at bus stops getting high sniffing my industrialised bottled O's, rather than smoking, committing rape, watch porn or getting involved in mediocrities but instead indulged on a bottle of Climax-Os and feel happy.

A contribution to the community, with ClimaX-O- China won't hit their 5th billion mark, a solution to birth control.
Everyone is mentally aroused and happy, women will love my products cos' women could have longer effects on them than the average male. ClimaX-O- contains 100% pure hysterical paroxysm also known as orgasm. The consumer of each product will experience an overwhelming sense of bliss and mind orgasmic hysterical paraxysm. Unless some drug addict decides to add more chemicals into my bottled O and it becomes illegal.

One day even Bill Gates will roll his eyes, and wonder why did my sales would hit bigger than his software industry. Steve Forbes and Donald Trump would eventually lick between my toes for another bottle of the essence of hysterical paraxysm.

In the global market, my products is sold to people aged 18 and above,
everyone is eager to grow up-maturely and not growing up puffing off cancer sticks
An industry where people have to keep buying my products to retain their privillages
Everyone would have to keep up his sales or he'll go back to the normal customer privillages



Everyone is a consumer to my product. Even priests and nuns who practice abstinence.
I'll abolish the cigarette and tobacco industry and introduce the weight slimming ClimaX-O
( new product range).
It induces slimming by stimulating your body and your body begins to go into a heated state like in an exercise routine,
just like sex-heated and sexy. When you start to hit your big O, you'll feel it.
You body start secreting those feel good hormones.

Isn't an orgasm a feeling only?
It ain't a feeling, it's an industrialized sensation.
No one will take slimming pills again and suffer from it's devastating side effects.

I'll craft a exotic special edition bottled O, where everyone would bid for that 100 million US dollars
I might even sell it on e-bay designed in finely crafted crystal bottles,
like champagne bottles with baccarat and gold inlay.
Then my buyer would be Mr. Donald Trump again which licked my toes previously.
Eventually i'll own all his assets and become the big boss of New York City.

I'll run the Climax-O Commission Internationale(CCI).
No kids below 18 can take Climax-Os
if there was a pimply kid consuming my product, the CCI will oppose a fine and a juvenile jail sentence and i'll collect their $$$

In conjunction to that, i'll build restrooms for mechanical sex, the one stop center like 7-11.
It will be better than any petrol kiosk or 24 hours express store.
Francais operators will purchase my francais and open it globally encouraging more mechanical sex and discouraging public obscenities.

Hence on Climax-O- restrooms will be known as Res-O-Room(ROR or ROaR).
It will be a world wide concept, just like washrooms. Every building will have it and it becomes a neccesity.
Since conservative people is not likely to take Bottled Os in public, where they seek private pleasures,
they'll take it here.

At these facilities i'll install output outlets, so you...if a male needs to, you know...
I'll also be promoting a built-in sperm banks at these outlets through installation of well-lubricated vents in walls.
Just like those toilet bowls attached to walls. Labelling and screenings will be done at an instant.
I'm selling the 'O's there as well, in vending machines.
For every company n building tht wants to open it, i shall charge royalty fees.

Then they have abbr. for it--> ROR.

I'm enriching the english language!

For the next generation, people would use terms like.

" I went to ROR and purchased an O." (literature)




I can't wait to get started. No more fakes.