Surroundings

Often i came by people that are amusing.

Scenario #1 ---
People that are usually stucked in " HUH? " mode, when asked a question like :
Question : " What if you married a man that shot blanks? "
Answer : " Huh? " *stares idiotically at you*
Question : You know...shoots blanks.
Answer : Nevermind-LAH. [added with a strong CINA twang]

Scenario #2 ---
People that are usually inadequate of making a proper English sentence :
" Ah...erm... condom packet to open how? "
The contruct of this sentence is usually accompanied by the following actions :

1. Fidgeting his legs like he had to go to the bathroom.
2. Shooting looks over his shoulders.
3. Paranoia of potential eavesdroppers.
   

Scenario #3 ---
People that have a bad opinion of girls :
A guy that have been single for too long often develop symptoms of the following:
Victims may be subjected to Tender Loving Care Deficiency Syndrome (TLCDS)

1. Reads too much into interactions with women . ie: " Heh, the minute she stepped up and introducing herself to me, i know she's sooo into me. "
   
2. Starts daydreaming of an erotic rendezvous in the broom closet. Even the cleaning lady on the corner seems to purse her lips at his stature.
3. When a girl takes a second glance that him, subject may think its a soul-searching gaze of passion.

With the alarming increase of the idiot populace around the world, an instruction manual on the 'Proper Condom Use' will soon be equated with the sniffing your fingers for the scent of chicken to conceal the stink while excreting a pile of shit. It could be anyone;anyone from the guy in the cubicle next to you to the girl with bracers walking alongside you.