Zoo Keeper

My brothers and sisters, we're gathered here today to commemorate our existence.

I ask to thee my brothers and sisters:
" Why are we here? "
" What's your life purpose? "
" Why are we serving God through an organised religion? "

Since we're all faithful servants of some religion or even atheists. We should speak kindly and passionately to one another.
Observe the following:
A: "Oh...you're so pretty."
B: "Oh really? "
A: Yes most definate. *battling eyelashes furiously*
B: Teehee.
(moments later)
A: *spits* "Ugly bitch!"
B: *sneezes* " Ahh...God bless me."

Disclaimer: Proceed reading only if you're 18 years of age or older and have an open mindset about religion and spiritual issues.The following content contains provocative religious/spiritual matters.


( Just read on anyway.)


A child tags along a religious devotee in prayer. Religious devotee performs organised religion rituals.
"Wow, look there's an elephant."
"Monkeys in costumes!"
* Tugs devotee's garments *
"Smiling rodents..."
* Gasps in excitement *

"I've never noticed but this one of the best zoo trips i've been to, and look even the park ranger is Blue!"

And so, The smurf and Mr.Octopus lived happily even after. The end.