My household -789

Picture in your mind what should a university student's household should possess?

Water Kettle/ Electric Jug?
You've guessed it.*ding*
Pail?
Right.*ding*
Hangers? *ding*
Mess?*ding*

Dirty ol' roomie?

YES YES!

Exactly. These are items you would find in my household. Anyway,speaking of which. Have you cleaned after your housemates/roomates before?

Act #1 : Cleaning the toilet.
Ever had a roommate who is big, tall and hairy? Reminds me of the Yeti in a way.
Imagine the hair these beasts leave behind in your drainage. Strains of hair found entangled in between drainage of the sink. Accumulated hair even pubic hair stuck between the filtrage of the floor drainage.
People like this should be lined in a row and shot in the head, subsequently the bullet that shot the first would penetrate and hit the second and the following. So much for being the park ranger that cleans cages.

Act #2 : Trophies.
I mean plastic bottles stacked precariously for display. It's so chinese to keep plastic bottles and reuse them.
Did you know that recyclable plastic bottles are labelled 1-10 in tiny arrows shaped as a triangle( recyclable symbol) under each recyclable bottle. Bottles labelled with numbers below 5 are degradable in sunlight. Meaning you're drinking plastic particles. That's for people out there who drink from reuse plastic bottles. Cheers to that.

Act #3 : Mayonnaise Resurrection.
Puttting opened jars of mayonnaise and jams that say " Expose me to air ! I want to get spoilt !" Then after heeding my warning, he puts it back into the refrigerator to revive the dead mayo. Before you know it, he starts putting stuff ( beyond expire date) into the frige; not like putting it in will turn back time.
No wonder unanimated objects are rebellious these days.

These days has been a routine cleaning after the Yeti. I just hope Yeti doesn't read this.